Lunch With a Mamenchi'

Walkin' on a crooked path yestaday at Pavlov's park I experienced a most interesting incident. I go to Pavlov's because the air there has a good taste to it, plus there ain't any a those childrens going down slides and playin' ball and all. So I was walkin', had my lunch in my right hand, and my left arm had a good swing to it. I'd say every two left steps it would swing back and forth. So I'm takin' in the air as sort of an appetizer to the pastrami in my bag when I hear this rumagin' over to the left. I look where I hear and suddenly rip! All the tree that used to be on the path ain't there no more. My arm stops its swing and then I see it. Damn, a mamenchisaurus just feedin' right there in Pavlov's! This thing musta had a neck 12 meters long but its head was just a little eraser nub at the end. Knowin' about sauropods, I thought: for a mamenchi' to be all the way up here It musta built its nest too far north. But what could I do? Mamenchis' are so large, I'd probably have to call a friend or two to corral the thing. So I sat on the bench and had my sandwich. He didn't seem to mind.

Clay DaGould

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SAFETY DINO!

"Hey do you just want to jump out of the window? save some time?" is what I said before a pale shade of horror fell over Oakley's face. "SHHHHHH!!!!!!" he responded as his eyes widened and he forcefully cupped my mouth shut with his hand.

"MMEOEUHMMUHH!!" I responded through suctioned clenched lips. He eased up, and I backed up. "Whats your problem! I think you made me cut my lip on my dentals!" Oakley grabbed my wrist and dragged me into the hall shutting the door behind us.

"I didn't want to tell you this earlier because I thought you would geek..." I calmed down a bit and expected the worst.

"Its not opposite day is it?" FUCK! I'm screwed. "FUCK!" I exclaimed as I thought back to all the things I said to people that day. "Professor Carlson I hope you have a safe drive home and your son gets healthy soon!" Welp, thats two deaths right there.....

"No, Opposite day was three days ago you idiot" Oakley responded, this is worse. "About a week ago I was laying in bed at around 2 a.m. when I heard this rapping on my window. I figured it was Dawson or Sam Anders from Clarrissa Explains it All trying to climb in again so I naturally went over to open it. But when I did this small Dino climbed in! Well at first I didn't notice him. I figured it was my imagination because I didn't see nor hear anything. But the next morning when I tried to jump out the window as always I got BIT"

"Bit by a Dino?"

"BIT BY A DINO. A safety dino"

"What?"

"Yeah, well after I got bit I backed up and saw this little dino sitting in my window sill, and realized that it must have been what knocked on my window the night before."

"jesus, so thats why you got that chunk bit off your finger! Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because I didn't know what it was, and frankly, I didn't think you would have believed me. Anyways, After sprinting out of my room, I went on the internet and googled : Dino, window, and bite" and what came up was this: "A Safety Dino dwells in one's window sill forbidding any exit of the window, based on concern for one's safety" and then it said "The only way to get rid of a safety dino is to be so safe that he eventually gets bored and leaves."

"Man. So that's why you wanted me to come over so you could watch me play video games?"

"Exactly"

"Dude, I played for like 4 hours. That must have been boring as!"

"I almost committed. It was terrible."

"Jeez, thats miserable. Want to just take the stairs then?"

"Yeah, lets dip."

Rock-A-Sauraus Rex

Man, this dude sure loves having a Rock-A-Sauraus Rex listenin’ to his jams all day long! That dino knows how to rock 24/7- check out those rock n’ roll shorts!!!!! I’d bet guitar-man is living the good life being friends with a rock-a-sauraus rex.

Pizzasauraus

You know what's awesome about being a kid? Lot's of things. Popsicles, sock hops, fort building, scoooter riding, an overwhelming lack of responsibility, AND kids menus. You get this just for being little! You don't even have to order him specially.

This particular dino friend is sadly no longer with us. Except for the head. I don't like olives.

NOT SO NICE DINO

The senior class graduated 405 fewer students than expected this year. this was probably due to harsher grading in response to accusations of rising grade inflation. Increased course loads may have also played a factor, as students sought to stand out in the toughest job market in recent memory. also, 400 kids were eaten by dinosaurs.

BLADEASAURUS!

take a look at this cool customer! wizzing down the sidewalk scopin some babes while listening to jock jams vol. 2 on his cd-rom player with shock absorbers on it! Id say life is pretty sweet when you're a BLADEASAURUS