SAFETY DINO!

"Hey do you just want to jump out of the window? save some time?" is what I said before a pale shade of horror fell over Oakley's face. "SHHHHHH!!!!!!" he responded as his eyes widened and he forcefully cupped my mouth shut with his hand.

"MMEOEUHMMUHH!!" I responded through suctioned clenched lips. He eased up, and I backed up. "Whats your problem! I think you made me cut my lip on my dentals!" Oakley grabbed my wrist and dragged me into the hall shutting the door behind us.

"I didn't want to tell you this earlier because I thought you would geek..." I calmed down a bit and expected the worst.

"Its not opposite day is it?" FUCK! I'm screwed. "FUCK!" I exclaimed as I thought back to all the things I said to people that day. "Professor Carlson I hope you have a safe drive home and your son gets healthy soon!" Welp, thats two deaths right there.....

"No, Opposite day was three days ago you idiot" Oakley responded, this is worse. "About a week ago I was laying in bed at around 2 a.m. when I heard this rapping on my window. I figured it was Dawson or Sam Anders from Clarrissa Explains it All trying to climb in again so I naturally went over to open it. But when I did this small Dino climbed in! Well at first I didn't notice him. I figured it was my imagination because I didn't see nor hear anything. But the next morning when I tried to jump out the window as always I got BIT"

"Bit by a Dino?"

"BIT BY A DINO. A safety dino"

"What?"

"Yeah, well after I got bit I backed up and saw this little dino sitting in my window sill, and realized that it must have been what knocked on my window the night before."

"jesus, so thats why you got that chunk bit off your finger! Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because I didn't know what it was, and frankly, I didn't think you would have believed me. Anyways, After sprinting out of my room, I went on the internet and googled : Dino, window, and bite" and what came up was this: "A Safety Dino dwells in one's window sill forbidding any exit of the window, based on concern for one's safety" and then it said "The only way to get rid of a safety dino is to be so safe that he eventually gets bored and leaves."

"Man. So that's why you wanted me to come over so you could watch me play video games?"

"Exactly"

"Dude, I played for like 4 hours. That must have been boring as!"

"I almost committed. It was terrible."

"Jeez, thats miserable. Want to just take the stairs then?"

"Yeah, lets dip."