TREASURE ISLAND

Dear readers,

Hello, during this dry spell of Dino sightings you may have come to the same tragic conclusions that I admittedly was plagued by in these horrible span of months. A period that I now fondly refer to as, "THE DARK AND DEPRESSING ERROR OF NO HOPE OR RELIEF". During this time, I accepted defeat as I sadly thought to myself, the science books from grade 3 were right. Dinos truly are extinct, they all really did fall into that one giant volcano and melted to death. My reality was shattered, could I really exist in a world without any Dinos I know? Have I been wrong all this time? Have all the other sightings by others been in jest? In some cruel ploy to teasingly stoke my inner now seemingly misguided passion? With no where else to go, I went to google images, and to google maps to try to pin point locate that one giant volcano that melted all the Dinos, so I too could follow suite. I too, would become extinct with one final plunge into the hot lava (I hear that's a really good band by the way : ) Through big rain drop sized tears my eyes desperately scanned the computer monitor, I did not even notice my friend Evan walking up behind me, and was startled to hear him say, "DOOO why are you searching for 'good giant volcano to get melted in?'" Without making eye contact I mumbled, "I don't really want to live in a world without Dinos that badly..." To which Evan responded by whipping his over shirt up to display in all of its majestic glory a map to Dino paradise tattood onto his chest. He explained that he was born with it like that and never really thought too much about it until just now.

"HOLY CROWE" I exclaimed as my eyes instantly dried and a humongous smile ripped across my face. The tattoo read, 'Martha's Vineyard'. Whoever Martha was, she too knew some Dinos and threw a huge Dino party and THAT is where they all have gone these past few months! I quickly googled 'martha's rad dino party on her own vineyard which is actually an island' and all the party deets instantly popped up. Apparently the party went for 4 months but ends on March 29. Now, I have work during the week so I can't just go attend a far away party like that on a whim, especially uninvited, BUT. This means that the Dinos will be back soon. GET READY EVERYONE! DINOS I KNOW THE REVIVAL!!!!